Have you heard of this Twilight thing? Apparently it's a romance story between an average albino girl and an undead monster of the night. VAH! *in Bela Lugosi voice* My name is...*squeaky voice* Edward Cullen.
I took the liberty of dissecting the Bela Lugosi Dracula movie and compared it to the Twilight movie and some things don't sync up. First of all, the vampires are different. I'm more likely to believe the Lugosi movie considering it's in black and white (which I believe means it came first). Got that? Vampires have slicked back hair, no reflection, and sharp fangs. The Gary Oldman version of Dracula confirms quite a bit of this while adding to it. I believe the Gary Oldman version to refine what we already know about vampires and Dracula.
Twilight spits on it. Stephanie Meyers should research vampires a little more since she got them so wrong in her movie. The so-called vampires lacked the fangs to drink blood. I mean, the human neck isn't that thick it can't be pierced easily (such as that hobo with that sharpened stick I found), but I think it's necessary to have sharp teeth. Ambis teeth can puncture human skin. I know this, even though Jix has never bitten either of the two humans. (Would be funny as hell.)
The second thing is that they sparkle. This confounds me. I mean, they have the skin of an undead (all bloaty and pale). I've seen plenty of cadavers outside and none of them have sparkled. I mean, occasionally they glisten, but never sparkle. So what are they made of? My guess is metal. My exoskeleton shines just as bright.
THIS EXPLAINS WHY THEY HAVE DULL TEETH! Androids don't need blood (though it's fun to drain) and thus don't need the sharp teeth. Besides, metal teeth can pierce skin, even if it's dull.
I kind of feel embarrassed to be an android now, but at least I'm Ambis made and not human made.
OF COURSE! It all makes sense now! You've seen Data on Star Trek, he looks just like one of them. I've never seen him in the sunshine, so I don't know if he sparkles or not, but he's got the same pale skin and funky eyes. Maybe they managed to get dull metal in the future.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Lent
There are some humans out there who call themselves "Catholics," who are members of the religion "Catholicism," (kind of an obvious association, unlike Dutch and Netherlands...that doesn't make any sense) and these people have Lent. Basically they have to give up things that cause them temptation such as chocolate (a sweet thing made of beans...kind of an odd bean, sugar, milk combination), coffee (another bean, but sugar isn't necessarily added), and alcohol (something even Ambis have). These Catholics have to give them up for a number of days.
It seems kind of silly, but I decided to try it myself. I figured it is impossible for me to do. I do not eat or drink and I have a long lasting internal power source. What is there for me to give up? The only thing I ingest is various forms of lubricants...oil now that I'm on Earth. (Paul has some clear liquid in his drawer that says "lubricant," but it tastes nasty.) I've been known to use blood (don't ask how I came upon this). Well, I read my owner's manual and realized: I can't give this up for Lent. First of all, I don't ingest it very often, and second...if I don't, I can't move very well after a while. My joints start to rub against each other. Not a pretty picture.
Well, the only other thing would be to give up Jix. I don't see how that is possible. She's everywhere. I go into the bedroom and she comes in to take a nap or build something (at least when she does that, she changes into Lamerix and she's not as cute with the goggles) I go into the living room and she's playing video games with Dyona, Lauren, and/or Paul. Not that I'm complaining, but for a droid who is infatuated, it's not exactly easy to "quit her" as a gay cowboy would put it. Of course, there are the two Ambis ships cloaked in Central Park that I could go and stay in, but the less we go into them, the less the humans in Central Park will wonder about it.
So there you go, the experiment is a failure. I guess if I ingested more things on a regular basis or if I looked at nude pictures of the opposite sex (which is kind of impossible considering droids don't technically have genders). Well...there are the pictures of Jix I took...uh...never mind.
It seems kind of silly, but I decided to try it myself. I figured it is impossible for me to do. I do not eat or drink and I have a long lasting internal power source. What is there for me to give up? The only thing I ingest is various forms of lubricants...oil now that I'm on Earth. (Paul has some clear liquid in his drawer that says "lubricant," but it tastes nasty.) I've been known to use blood (don't ask how I came upon this). Well, I read my owner's manual and realized: I can't give this up for Lent. First of all, I don't ingest it very often, and second...if I don't, I can't move very well after a while. My joints start to rub against each other. Not a pretty picture.
Well, the only other thing would be to give up Jix. I don't see how that is possible. She's everywhere. I go into the bedroom and she comes in to take a nap or build something (at least when she does that, she changes into Lamerix and she's not as cute with the goggles) I go into the living room and she's playing video games with Dyona, Lauren, and/or Paul. Not that I'm complaining, but for a droid who is infatuated, it's not exactly easy to "quit her" as a gay cowboy would put it. Of course, there are the two Ambis ships cloaked in Central Park that I could go and stay in, but the less we go into them, the less the humans in Central Park will wonder about it.
So there you go, the experiment is a failure. I guess if I ingested more things on a regular basis or if I looked at nude pictures of the opposite sex (which is kind of impossible considering droids don't technically have genders). Well...there are the pictures of Jix I took...uh...never mind.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Pregnancy is a bitch or: da bitch be pregnant
The human "Lauren" is pregnant.
Jix and Lauren have both assured me it's not another parasite. I have to say: I'm kind of relieved that they told me because I'm sure they'd both be crying if I did the same thing to whatever came out of Jix. I'm also kind of bummed out. I haven't had the chance to kill anything in a while...unless you count The Planet Thief, but I don't because he came back and I got my old body all destroyed and everything.
So from what I understand, there's a smaller human growing inside of Lauren's stomach. I'm not sure how it got there or where it's coming out, but it scares the living hell out of me. First off: Lauren is scary. Anything coming out of her must be scary, too...assuming it's sentient. I can't imagine poo being all that scary.
None of this is hygienic, which is why I'm glad I'm not biological and why I'm glad I'm completely sealed off. Dyona and some of the older android bodies aren't completely sealed and they tend to get some dust and such in them.
Don't tell her, though, she'll want a new body, too.
Androids are more efficient, though: we're built in a clean factory. There are no slimy, bloody bits in us (unless we ate a biological creature or unless you happen to be a cyborg...not sure what the difference is...) and we certainly don't get moody when we replicate.
Okay...I got a little blood on the floor, but she didn't have to yell at me. She might have been a little nicer if it wasn't her blood, but I still blame her rant on her pregnancy. Reason is...she started crying after that.
I've been told my old owner is pregnant, too, but I don't remember my old owner very well. I seem to remember a gold plated bounty hunter, but beyond that is damaged data that didn't fully transfer over. If memory serves (and it usually doesn't), the bounty hunter was a guy. I know Ambis physiology (enough to dissect one properly, anyway) and I know the males aren't the ones that carry the baby...or lay the eggs...hmm...can't remember which. Do Ambis lay eggs? Anyway, I'm not entirely sure how my old owner is "with child" as I'm fairly certain my last owner was male.
By the way, I've noticed these lumps on Lauren's chest before, but they were never this big and since her pregnancy, they seem to have gotten bigger. I think she may have chest tumors...except...other female humans seem to have them, too, but not female Ambis.
I have noticed the human Paul staring at them quite intensely at times, but not so much that he's afraid of them as he's either curious or very interested in them. Maybe female humans are supposed to have tumors in their chests.
Jix and Lauren have both assured me it's not another parasite. I have to say: I'm kind of relieved that they told me because I'm sure they'd both be crying if I did the same thing to whatever came out of Jix. I'm also kind of bummed out. I haven't had the chance to kill anything in a while...unless you count The Planet Thief, but I don't because he came back and I got my old body all destroyed and everything.
So from what I understand, there's a smaller human growing inside of Lauren's stomach. I'm not sure how it got there or where it's coming out, but it scares the living hell out of me. First off: Lauren is scary. Anything coming out of her must be scary, too...assuming it's sentient. I can't imagine poo being all that scary.
None of this is hygienic, which is why I'm glad I'm not biological and why I'm glad I'm completely sealed off. Dyona and some of the older android bodies aren't completely sealed and they tend to get some dust and such in them.
Don't tell her, though, she'll want a new body, too.
Androids are more efficient, though: we're built in a clean factory. There are no slimy, bloody bits in us (unless we ate a biological creature or unless you happen to be a cyborg...not sure what the difference is...) and we certainly don't get moody when we replicate.
Okay...I got a little blood on the floor, but she didn't have to yell at me. She might have been a little nicer if it wasn't her blood, but I still blame her rant on her pregnancy. Reason is...she started crying after that.
I've been told my old owner is pregnant, too, but I don't remember my old owner very well. I seem to remember a gold plated bounty hunter, but beyond that is damaged data that didn't fully transfer over. If memory serves (and it usually doesn't), the bounty hunter was a guy. I know Ambis physiology (enough to dissect one properly, anyway) and I know the males aren't the ones that carry the baby...or lay the eggs...hmm...can't remember which. Do Ambis lay eggs? Anyway, I'm not entirely sure how my old owner is "with child" as I'm fairly certain my last owner was male.
By the way, I've noticed these lumps on Lauren's chest before, but they were never this big and since her pregnancy, they seem to have gotten bigger. I think she may have chest tumors...except...other female humans seem to have them, too, but not female Ambis.
I have noticed the human Paul staring at them quite intensely at times, but not so much that he's afraid of them as he's either curious or very interested in them. Maybe female humans are supposed to have tumors in their chests.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Spider-Man reboot
It was announced recently that Sony Pictures is "rebooting" their Spider-Man series. New director, new actors, etc.
I have had ample time in my two years of being on Earth with Jix to go through the comics. I get bored.
Y'know, I watched these movies and I have to say, Raimi's Spider-Man isn't a very accurate depiction of Spider-Man. Let's roll down the list.
1) His voice. He sounds prepubescent...through ALL THREE MOVIES! I mean, his voice is higher than Jix's and Jix is a little Ambis. She has a high, squeaky voice. (Of course it gets deeper and meaner as Remula and a little more tomboyish as Lamerix, but...uh...where was I going with this?) If any of them has a deeper voice than an adult human male, this person lacks...hmm...what's the word for it? Cajones? Yes, Tobey Maguire sounds like a eunuch. As I've never had cajones myself, I can't really say I feel sorry for him, but from what Caligos and Paul tells me, this is sad. Tobey, you are just "Spider" without the man part. I mean, I'm an alien machine and I'm more man than you. A failure is you. Not saying you should have a deep voice, but COME ON! Don't sound like a little girl.
2) The jokes. Unlike a lot of Ambis androids, I have developed a sense of humor. Such as...when I see humans slip on ice, I laugh. Ironic deaths are funny, too. So when I watched the movie, I was surprised how few one-liners he had. There were a couple like when he called The Green Goblin "Gobby," but nothing was all that funny. Did Sam Raimi never read a Spider-Man comic? 'Cause Spider-Man is constantly being told to shut-up.
Other than that, they wasn't anything else too terribly bad about the movies...except for three. But here's the kicker: they got the MAIN CHARACTER WRONG! Wow, that's a bad formula and it made the first two movie decent and the third one really bad.
Please fix these things in your reboot, Sony.
I have had ample time in my two years of being on Earth with Jix to go through the comics. I get bored.
Y'know, I watched these movies and I have to say, Raimi's Spider-Man isn't a very accurate depiction of Spider-Man. Let's roll down the list.
1) His voice. He sounds prepubescent...through ALL THREE MOVIES! I mean, his voice is higher than Jix's and Jix is a little Ambis. She has a high, squeaky voice. (Of course it gets deeper and meaner as Remula and a little more tomboyish as Lamerix, but...uh...where was I going with this?) If any of them has a deeper voice than an adult human male, this person lacks...hmm...what's the word for it? Cajones? Yes, Tobey Maguire sounds like a eunuch. As I've never had cajones myself, I can't really say I feel sorry for him, but from what Caligos and Paul tells me, this is sad. Tobey, you are just "Spider" without the man part. I mean, I'm an alien machine and I'm more man than you. A failure is you. Not saying you should have a deep voice, but COME ON! Don't sound like a little girl.
2) The jokes. Unlike a lot of Ambis androids, I have developed a sense of humor. Such as...when I see humans slip on ice, I laugh. Ironic deaths are funny, too. So when I watched the movie, I was surprised how few one-liners he had. There were a couple like when he called The Green Goblin "Gobby," but nothing was all that funny. Did Sam Raimi never read a Spider-Man comic? 'Cause Spider-Man is constantly being told to shut-up.
Other than that, they wasn't anything else too terribly bad about the movies...except for three. But here's the kicker: they got the MAIN CHARACTER WRONG! Wow, that's a bad formula and it made the first two movie decent and the third one really bad.
Please fix these things in your reboot, Sony.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
My apologies
Ignore my previous comment. Disney is an outstanding company who wants nothing more than to see that its viewers are entertained. There are no malicious acts going on.
Balloon Boy: the conspiracy
Okay, at the time I was battling the furry version of Darth Vader (aka Kelelder the Planet Thief...though if you electrified the crap out of him, he'd laugh and chop your head off) so I missed all this balloon boy crap (I think. I'm not sure if the two took place at the same time or not. My internal clocks in the new bod are a little f-ed up at the moment). After doing some research, I've come to a conclusion.
The balloon boy thing was a hoax!
Well...duh. This isn't important. What IS important is who created the hoax. The media says it's this family, but if you look carefully, they appeared on the show "Wife Swap," first. (By the way...BIG disappointment. I thought the wives brains would be swapped or the families would at least barter first...maybe even have a permanent exchange ending in some kind of death to the finish, but no...it's what would happen if they changed places for a while. If I had a mouth, I would yawn.) I have not seen this episode, but the buzz surrounding this family is that they are storm chasers and alien hunters.
Bad ones, I might add. They've never caught a single storm and their belief that they could easily spot an Ambis ship is laughable. There are other alien ships, but the chances of them reaching this part of the galaxy is idiotic. I've seen really bad storms harnessed to fuel the weapon that destroyed the planet...now that was storm chasing.
Alright, so they swapped once, got famous because they were "weird" (by some kind of human standard) and then swapped again with this seer woman. Ironically she never spotted that heart attack that took her.
Okay, so that didn't happen, but it would've been funny. The future is as unpredictable as which of Remula's personalities are going to be the one waking up. NORMALLY it's Jix (ah, Jix...), but I've greeted her before on some mornings with hot coffee and cereal and it was Remula who threw the coffee at me. It was futile since I lack pain receptors, but sometimes you have to fake it to make the other person feel better about themselves. (That's what she said.) Um...so my point is that you can never tell with these sorts of things.
I know of some dragons who have conquered time travel...ahead of Ambis...but since they can't veiw all parts of the future, it is impossible for them to get anything, but a snippet.
Also, this lady is a medium. (Looks more like a large to me...har har har.) That is...a spiritual medium. Of all the creatures in the known universe, why the flying schanzar would the dead go to her...I mean except to eat her?
The point is...the company that created the show is perpetuating the popularity (or notoriety) of said family.
Some time after their second appearance, we have what the human media has dubbed "Balloon Boy." You should know the story. Little kid, some stupid "UFO" balloon, media hysteria, yadda yadda yadda.
Interestingly enough, one of the first talk shows they appear on is the same station they did the Wife Swap show on: ABC! They're trying to get their own reality show.
Let me go off on a rant right quick: I don't understand why humans enjoy watching each other make a mess of things. I mean, it's one thing to create fictitious situations for their own amusement, but when you are being a genuine jackass on TV, there's something wrong with you...and coming from a droid with a few screws loose, that's saying a lot. You want to see this crap, go find it out in the streets, don't bring it to television.
Anyway...their stunt didn't work, so they released some rap video (for you non-humans reading this...it's best if I don't tell you what rap is...) featuring the boys. None of these ploys have worked to get them their own reality show...as far as I know.
The reason I think is very simple: this company hasn't gotten enough positive reactions off of them that they can't sink money into them until one of their publicity stunts have paid off.
Yes, friends and casual readers...Disney is behind this farce. According to Lauren, Disney is the ultimate evil, but I've seen far worse, so I sought out other information. They do seem to degrade people for their own amusement (its own amusement? Is Disney some kind of singular entity that feeds on the uneducated masses?)
I've watched some of Lauren's old Disney tapes and I have to say...some of them aren't bad, but one or two decent movies isn't enough to make this little green droid look the other way.
I'm on to you...you and your accursed flying prepubescent!
The balloon boy thing was a hoax!
Well...duh. This isn't important. What IS important is who created the hoax. The media says it's this family, but if you look carefully, they appeared on the show "Wife Swap," first. (By the way...BIG disappointment. I thought the wives brains would be swapped or the families would at least barter first...maybe even have a permanent exchange ending in some kind of death to the finish, but no...it's what would happen if they changed places for a while. If I had a mouth, I would yawn.) I have not seen this episode, but the buzz surrounding this family is that they are storm chasers and alien hunters.
Bad ones, I might add. They've never caught a single storm and their belief that they could easily spot an Ambis ship is laughable. There are other alien ships, but the chances of them reaching this part of the galaxy is idiotic. I've seen really bad storms harnessed to fuel the weapon that destroyed the planet...now that was storm chasing.
Alright, so they swapped once, got famous because they were "weird" (by some kind of human standard) and then swapped again with this seer woman. Ironically she never spotted that heart attack that took her.
Okay, so that didn't happen, but it would've been funny. The future is as unpredictable as which of Remula's personalities are going to be the one waking up. NORMALLY it's Jix (ah, Jix...), but I've greeted her before on some mornings with hot coffee and cereal and it was Remula who threw the coffee at me. It was futile since I lack pain receptors, but sometimes you have to fake it to make the other person feel better about themselves. (That's what she said.) Um...so my point is that you can never tell with these sorts of things.
I know of some dragons who have conquered time travel...ahead of Ambis...but since they can't veiw all parts of the future, it is impossible for them to get anything, but a snippet.
Also, this lady is a medium. (Looks more like a large to me...har har har.) That is...a spiritual medium. Of all the creatures in the known universe, why the flying schanzar would the dead go to her...I mean except to eat her?
The point is...the company that created the show is perpetuating the popularity (or notoriety) of said family.
Some time after their second appearance, we have what the human media has dubbed "Balloon Boy." You should know the story. Little kid, some stupid "UFO" balloon, media hysteria, yadda yadda yadda.
Interestingly enough, one of the first talk shows they appear on is the same station they did the Wife Swap show on: ABC! They're trying to get their own reality show.
Let me go off on a rant right quick: I don't understand why humans enjoy watching each other make a mess of things. I mean, it's one thing to create fictitious situations for their own amusement, but when you are being a genuine jackass on TV, there's something wrong with you...and coming from a droid with a few screws loose, that's saying a lot. You want to see this crap, go find it out in the streets, don't bring it to television.
Anyway...their stunt didn't work, so they released some rap video (for you non-humans reading this...it's best if I don't tell you what rap is...) featuring the boys. None of these ploys have worked to get them their own reality show...as far as I know.
The reason I think is very simple: this company hasn't gotten enough positive reactions off of them that they can't sink money into them until one of their publicity stunts have paid off.
Yes, friends and casual readers...Disney is behind this farce. According to Lauren, Disney is the ultimate evil, but I've seen far worse, so I sought out other information. They do seem to degrade people for their own amusement (its own amusement? Is Disney some kind of singular entity that feeds on the uneducated masses?)
I've watched some of Lauren's old Disney tapes and I have to say...some of them aren't bad, but one or two decent movies isn't enough to make this little green droid look the other way.
I'm on to you...you and your accursed flying prepubescent!
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Deporting
I saw something on the human news that kind of bothered me: the humans are wanting to send illegal aliens back where they come from. Well...that would mean Jix, Dyona, and I would have to return to the Ambis planet. I was also not aware that the humans were aware of aliens. From what I've been told about humans by one of the two I know, humans don't know about aliens. They keep making books and movies that speculate about us, so I don't really understand how they are making their claims about sending us back. I guess they're being hypothetical.
Okay...I just want to go on record here: anyone tries to send Jix or I back and they're getting a lead salad for lunch. Followed by Ambis grade titanium alloy fist to the face. I guess the latter one would have to come first, otherwise...what's the point. It's like beating a dead horse--er--human. It made be lethargic...lethartic...what's the word? Um...it would relieve stress, anyway, to beat a dead body, but it's not productive, unless of course the purpose is to relieve stress, then it is productive.
Hmm...apparently, humans are wanting to send back these Mexican people. As I understand it, they're not aliens, but humans. It doesn't make any sense. There aren't any groups of aliens, that I know of, that quite look like humans. I mean, there are the same erect, bipedal shape with fingers and thumbs and so on, but that's true of a lot of races. Humans refer to them as being "humanoid," but that's just silly. There are several races that are older than the humans.
Did you know that there is a race of being living in caves beneath the Earth called dragons and these dragons have had cities long before the humans even came down out of their trees. They even evolved to their "humanoid" shape before mammals were even around.
The Ambis world had mammals before this time, but we didn't have giant lizards, though. The Ambis got the only lizard features of the Ambis planet, which includes the tail and feet.
Okay...I got way off track here. They aren't making us leave and we're not going...so it's pointless. I just hope Lauren is okay with having blood spilled on her carpet. (It's not like I haven't spilled a little myself from a little cup...you know...by accident.)
Okay...I just want to go on record here: anyone tries to send Jix or I back and they're getting a lead salad for lunch. Followed by Ambis grade titanium alloy fist to the face. I guess the latter one would have to come first, otherwise...what's the point. It's like beating a dead horse--er--human. It made be lethargic...lethartic...what's the word? Um...it would relieve stress, anyway, to beat a dead body, but it's not productive, unless of course the purpose is to relieve stress, then it is productive.
Hmm...apparently, humans are wanting to send back these Mexican people. As I understand it, they're not aliens, but humans. It doesn't make any sense. There aren't any groups of aliens, that I know of, that quite look like humans. I mean, there are the same erect, bipedal shape with fingers and thumbs and so on, but that's true of a lot of races. Humans refer to them as being "humanoid," but that's just silly. There are several races that are older than the humans.
Did you know that there is a race of being living in caves beneath the Earth called dragons and these dragons have had cities long before the humans even came down out of their trees. They even evolved to their "humanoid" shape before mammals were even around.
The Ambis world had mammals before this time, but we didn't have giant lizards, though. The Ambis got the only lizard features of the Ambis planet, which includes the tail and feet.
Okay...I got way off track here. They aren't making us leave and we're not going...so it's pointless. I just hope Lauren is okay with having blood spilled on her carpet. (It's not like I haven't spilled a little myself from a little cup...you know...by accident.)
Dyonus's review on Avatar
Let me get one of my misunderstandings out of the way here for a sec...I live with this girl named Lauren who currently has cable TV. Since I don't have anything to do between random ass villains trying to kill Remula (the Ambis I serve), I became a couch potato (it's a human term for a lazy ass). Whilst watching said cable TV, I came across a cartoon called "Avatar: The Last Airbender." That's what I thought this was going into the theater. They should have called this movie "Avatar: It's not about the kid with the arrow on his head."
I wish it HAD been a movie on that, that would've been enjoyable. Instead, they have a bunch of blue cat people...who aren't Ambis (weird, I know) who are selfish by not moving off their land so the humans can drill. One of the humans takes control of a human made Arga--er--Navi and joins up with them. Instead of asking them to move like he should have, he sides with them and decides to keep them exactly where they are, helping them be selfish.
I mean...they're not even USING the material they're on.
Special effects? I don't know. I went to see it in 3D and it didn't look 3D to me. Maybe the glasses don't work on my electronic eyes, but it didn't do anything for me. And the Arga--er--Navi looked fake. First off...they're not blue, they're kind of an ugly brownish color.
Eh...Lauren is telling me that Cameron made up the Navi. Alright...I guess it is a weird coincidence that they look exactly like a real race of aliens, so I won't talk about how bad they look.
The CGI was pretty good, I guess, but the story was too simplistic. I got bored an hour into the movie, though.
I give it a C-. If I was allowed to talk about the aliens being fake, I'd say an F, but as they are made up...I guess it wasn't too bad.
If this were the Ambis instead of the humans, the Navi would've been killed the very first day they decided they were going to ignore the Ambis. The Ambis would've been nice about asking them to move, but not about them defying us. And trust me when I say...the humans went down way too easily in this movie. When the human airships got taken down, I was laughing really hard and got a lot of dirty looks for the humans in the audience. Really powerful technology getting taken out by a bunch of malnourished cat people? COME ON! That's illogical, even by my standards. And then when they brought in the robots, those got taken down, too.
Speaking of Avatar...did you know there are a group of humans out there trying to get this movie boycotted because they don't show gay people in it. That is stupid. The Ambis, a more powerful race than the humans, were not shown in the movie and you don't hear US complaining about it. And as far as humans are concerned...they didn't show a LOT of minorities in there, what makes your group so special? Lauren is poly--poly--um--Polynesian and she said it was a good movie. She wasn't upset because there were no Polynesian people in the movie. There was a brown person in the movie, but she assured me she was Hispanic and not Polynesian and told me not to assume every brown person was Polynesian. (I still don't know the color difference between the humans.) Anyway...my point is...why are they so upset because there are no people who mate with their own gender in the movie?
Boy are they going to be pissed with the Ambis take over Earth...
I wish it HAD been a movie on that, that would've been enjoyable. Instead, they have a bunch of blue cat people...who aren't Ambis (weird, I know) who are selfish by not moving off their land so the humans can drill. One of the humans takes control of a human made Arga--er--Navi and joins up with them. Instead of asking them to move like he should have, he sides with them and decides to keep them exactly where they are, helping them be selfish.
I mean...they're not even USING the material they're on.
Special effects? I don't know. I went to see it in 3D and it didn't look 3D to me. Maybe the glasses don't work on my electronic eyes, but it didn't do anything for me. And the Arga--er--Navi looked fake. First off...they're not blue, they're kind of an ugly brownish color.
Eh...Lauren is telling me that Cameron made up the Navi. Alright...I guess it is a weird coincidence that they look exactly like a real race of aliens, so I won't talk about how bad they look.
The CGI was pretty good, I guess, but the story was too simplistic. I got bored an hour into the movie, though.
I give it a C-. If I was allowed to talk about the aliens being fake, I'd say an F, but as they are made up...I guess it wasn't too bad.
If this were the Ambis instead of the humans, the Navi would've been killed the very first day they decided they were going to ignore the Ambis. The Ambis would've been nice about asking them to move, but not about them defying us. And trust me when I say...the humans went down way too easily in this movie. When the human airships got taken down, I was laughing really hard and got a lot of dirty looks for the humans in the audience. Really powerful technology getting taken out by a bunch of malnourished cat people? COME ON! That's illogical, even by my standards. And then when they brought in the robots, those got taken down, too.
Speaking of Avatar...did you know there are a group of humans out there trying to get this movie boycotted because they don't show gay people in it. That is stupid. The Ambis, a more powerful race than the humans, were not shown in the movie and you don't hear US complaining about it. And as far as humans are concerned...they didn't show a LOT of minorities in there, what makes your group so special? Lauren is poly--poly--um--Polynesian and she said it was a good movie. She wasn't upset because there were no Polynesian people in the movie. There was a brown person in the movie, but she assured me she was Hispanic and not Polynesian and told me not to assume every brown person was Polynesian. (I still don't know the color difference between the humans.) Anyway...my point is...why are they so upset because there are no people who mate with their own gender in the movie?
Boy are they going to be pissed with the Ambis take over Earth...
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